So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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