Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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