you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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