He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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