Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
