I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
pray to the hookup gods
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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