you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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