haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
