North Korea, Best Korea!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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