But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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