Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She bit a glass in half.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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