But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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