Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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