dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I take back everything I said about communal showers
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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