I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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