be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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