Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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