Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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