Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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