There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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