Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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