People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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