I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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