Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
