Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Randomize
