i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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