Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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