I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Two words: blizzard sex
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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