She announced her abortion via fbk
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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