im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
