She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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