it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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