Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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