remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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