Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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