she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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