kristin has been a bad kristin
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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