I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm too high and old for this...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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