So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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