She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I think my moral compass just broke
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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