I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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