I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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