Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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