I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Randomize
