oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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