Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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