Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Randomize
