ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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