Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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