so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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