we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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