Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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