I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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