she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I wear drunk well.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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