no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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