Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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