yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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