He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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